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First Time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over
Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to
have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he
has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get
some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists
on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it
being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!". The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist!"
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