These days, safe sex isn't
just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death.
Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it
safe"...
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens
for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about parents' nude bodies
during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will
prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like,
"God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much
peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third
base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to
yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on
penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before
use.
When taking four cocks in the
ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in
your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man
in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have
AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with
D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing...
tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth
contact.
To prevent radiation exposure,
use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe
sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms,
unroll completely and check for any holes. |
