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knock knock
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Whelan.
Whelan who?
That's all Whelan good, but I still think you're a nut.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Whitmore.
Whitmore who?
Whitmore can I say after I say I'm sorry?

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Whittier.
Whittier who?
Whittier think my chances are for getting inside?

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Who.
Who who?
Terrible echo in here, isn't there?

Knock-Knock. Knock-Knock.
Who's there? Who's there?
Widow. Wiener.
Widow who? Wiener who?
A Widow Kid. Wiener takes all.

Knock-Knock.
Who's there? Willard.
Willard who?
Willard be too late if I come back in an hour?

William Tell your mommy to come to the door?
Knock-Knock.
Who's there? Willoughby.
Willoughby who? Willoughby my Valentine?
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Willie.
Willie who?
Willie or won't he?

Knock-Knock.
Who's there? Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later. Open the door.

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie-give your rudeness-I know you're just being yourself.

Knock-Knock.
Who's there? Ali.
Ali who?
Ali time you knew it was me.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there? Aloha.
Aloha who? Aloha, there!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Hawaii doing?
Knock-Knock. I .
Who's there? 0 Althea.
Althea who? Althea in jail!

 

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BAR JOKE

A drunk orders himself a beer

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?

 

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