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CAR PRANKS
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Over 300,000 posters
Pranks - Jokes - Gags - Humor - funny jokes
10,000 JOKES
CONTENTS
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Aunt Susie: That's a comet.
Eddie: A what?
Aunt Susie: A comet, Eddie. Don't
you know what a comet is? Eddie: No.
Aunt Susie: Don't you know what
they call a star with a tail? Eddie: Sure. Mickey Mouse.
Someone asked: Well, Johnny, what do you think of your new
baby sister?
Johnny answered: If you want to know the truth, there are a
lot of things we needed more around this house.
Mother: Why are you keeping this box of dirt, Willy? Willy:
That's instant mud-pie mix!
Susie: Mother, what was the name
of the last station our train
stopped at?
Mother: I don't know. Why? Susie: Because that's where
little
Benny got off.
Peter. Mother, should you stir your tea with your left hand
or your right hand?
Mother: Neither - use your spoon.
Father: Freddie, why is your face
so red?
Freddie: I was running up the
street to stop a fight.
Father That's a very nice thing to
do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Willie Smith. |
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BAR JOKE
A drunk orders himself a
beer
A man walks into the front
door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the
bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the
bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that
he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served
additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for
him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles,
climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front
door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side
door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a
drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but
more firmly refuses service to the man due to his
inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for
him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily,
curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while
grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the
back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,
gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man
that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and
either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless
anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at? |
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