A guy's talking to a girl in a
bar.
He says, "What's your name?"
She says, "Carmen."
He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you, your
mother?"
She says, "No, I named myself."
He says, "Why Carmen?"
She says, "Because I like cars and I like men.
What's your name?"
He says, "Beerfuck."
Two guys were discussing
popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we
got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure,
what was her maiden name?
A little boy went up to his
father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well
son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I
still have mine"
An old man goes to the Wizard
to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been
living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says,
"Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you. The old man
says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man
and wife."
The science teacher stood in
the front of the class and said, "Children, if you
could have one raw material in the world, what would
it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want
gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I
could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then
she called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because
platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a
Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on
Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want
silicone." The teacher said, "Silicone? Why
silicone, Little Johnny?" "Because my mom has two
bags of the stuff and you should
see all the sports cars outside our house!" |
