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without a ladder.
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down it.
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it as luggage when I fly.
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personal trainer.
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it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
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retractable dome.
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the law to fuck me without protective headgear.
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tuba.
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gravity
NASA once launched a space probe
to search for the tip of my dick.
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to see all of it without a satellite.
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basement.
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now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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am.
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Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
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Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain
Time at my balls.
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foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
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it.
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gum.
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with hundreds.
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Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two
sandwiches.
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going to build a statue of it but they ran out of
cement.
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wants to build an amusement park on it.
My dick is so big, when I get hard
my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
My dick is so big, you're standing
on it.
My dick is so big, it only comes
into work when it feels like it. |
