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My dick is so big, we use it at
parties as a limbo pole.
My
dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the
next remake.
My dick is so big, it has an
opening act.
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elevator shaft.
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Wheaties box.
My dick is so big, I have to cook
it breakfast in the mornings.
My dick is so big, the city had to
carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get
through.
My dick is so big, every time I
get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
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arenas.
If you cut my dick in two, you can
tell how old I am.
My dick was once set on fire for a
Dino DiLaurentis movie.
My dick is so big, it needs an
airplane warning light.
My dick is so big, Trump owns it.
My dick is so big that we're all a
part of it, and it's all a part of us.
My dick is so big, I can never sit
in the front row.
My dick is so big, it has its own
dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick |
