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My dick takes longer lunches than I
do. My dick contributed
fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National
Committee.
My dick was once the ambassador to
China.
My dick is so big, it's gone
condo.
My dick was almost drafted by the
Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger
dick than himself.
My dick is so big, I use the
Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
It's so big, when it rains the
head of my dick doesn't get wet.
My dick is so big, I could wear it
as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and
killing myself.
My dick is so big, I have to use
an elastic zipper.
My dick is so big, it has feet.
My dick is so big, a homeless
family lives underneath it.
My dick is so big, it takes four
fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
My dick is so big, my mother was
in labor for three extra days.
My dick is so big, they use the
bullet train to test my condoms.
My dick is so big, it has
investors.
My dick is so big, it seats six.
My dick is so big, I use a hula
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