Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip
cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe
of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama
Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
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