Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless
Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a
skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a
magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.
Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A: She was having sunny periods.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
A: When she farts, her knees bag.
Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do ya paralyze a blonde from the neck down?
A: Marry her.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with
PMS?
A: Lipstick.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat
forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating blonde men.
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill?
A: Wishful Thinking.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.
Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
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