52.  Q:   What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

     A:   A mental block.

53.  Q:   How do you change a blonde's mind?

     A1:  Blow in her ear.

     A2:  Buy her another beer.

54.  Q:   What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?

     A:   "Have another beer."

55.  Q:   What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?

     A:   Pack their lunch and send them to work.

56.  Q:   What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

     A1:  Introduces themself.

     A2:  Walks home.

57.  Q:   How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

     A:   Fertilized.

58.  Q:   How does a blonde like her eggs?

     A:   Unfertilized.