44.  Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? 

     A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.   

45.  Q:   What's a brunette's mating call?

     A:   Has that blonde gone yet?

     A2:  When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?

A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

46:  Q:   Why do blondes drive BMWs?

     A:   Because they can spell it.

47.  Q:   Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in

          effect in Canada)

     A:   Because they can spell it.

48.  Q:   What is 74 to a blonde?

     A:   69 plus G.S.T.

49.  Q:   Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

     A:   Toes Go In First.

50.  Q:   Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?

     A:   Tits Go In Front.

51.  Q:   What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

     A:   An interpreter.