36.  Q:   Why do blondes wear red lipstick?

     A:   Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

37.  Q:   How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

     A:   By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

38.  Q:   Why don't blondes use vibrators?

     A:   They chip their teeth.

39.  Q:   Why do blondes wear underwear?

     A:   They make good ankle warmers.

40.  Q:   What do blondes do for foreplay?

     A:   Remove their underwear.

41.  Q:   Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?

     A:   Cause their balls show!

42.  Q:   What's the mating call of the blonde?

     A:   "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

43.  Q:   What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?

     A:   (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"