29.  Q:   What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?

     A:   All you can eat, under a buck.

30.  Q:   Why don't blondes eat pickles?

     A:   Because they can't get their head in the jar.

31.  Q:   Why don't blondes eat bananas?

     A1:   They can't find the zipper.

A2:     They cant find the pull tab.

32.  Q:   Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

     A:   They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

33.  Q:   Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?

     A:   To put their feet through.

34.  Q:   What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

     A:   Her ankles.

35.  Q:   Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

     A:   Because red means stop.