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22. Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and a
computer?
A: You
only have to punch information into a computer once.
23. Q: What
do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You
don't know how much either of them mean to you until
they go
down
on you.
24. Q: What
did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She
didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
25. Q: Why
do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With
a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
26. Q: How
do you kill a blonde?
A: Put
spikes in their shoulder pads.
27. Q: How
do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They
put tacks in their shoulder pads.
28. Q: Why
don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They
can't figure out how to get two cups of water into
those
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