14.  Q:   What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?

     A:   An IN-body experience!

15.  Q:   Why is a blonde like a turtle?

     A:   They both get fucked up when they're on their back.

16.  Q:   What does Dale Earnhardt and a blonde have in common?

     A:   Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.

17.  Q:   What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

     A:   Humpme Dumpme.

18.  Q:   How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

     A:   Shine a flashlight in their ear.

19.  Q:   How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?

     A:   Shine a torch in her ears.

20.  Q:   Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

     A:   It takes too long to retrain them.

21.  Q1   How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

     A:   There's white-out on the screen.

     Q2:  How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

     A:   There's writing on the white-out.