143. Q:   How does a blonde interpret 6.9?

     A:   A 69 interrupted by a period.

144. Q:   What's the difference between a blonde having her period and

          a terrorist?

     A:   You can negotiate with a terrorist.

145. Q:   What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

     A:   "Oh look!  Donut seeds!"

146. Q:   Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

     A1:  So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.

     A2:  So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

147. Q:   Why don't blondes breast feed?

     A:   Because they always burn their nipples.

148. Q:   Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?

     A:   She kept having affairs with men!