137. Q:   What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?

     A1:  The blonde!

     A2:  The other guys waiting their turn.

138. Q:   How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?

     A:   Flattered.

139. Q:   Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

     A:   They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

140. Q:   What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked

          up by "the fuzz"?

     A:   "No. But I've been swung around by the tits."

141. Q:   What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

     A:   Frosted Flakes.

142. Q:   What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

     A:   Frosted Flakes