130. Q:   Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw

          puzzle in only 6 months?

     A:   Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

131. Q:   What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

     A:   "Nice tits!"

132. Q:   How does a blonde high-5?

     A:   She smacks herself in the forehead.

133. Q:   How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

     A:   Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

134. Q:   Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?

     A:   Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

135. Q:   Why do blondes have legs?

     A1:  So they don't get stuck to the ground.

     A2:  To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.

     A3:  So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

136. Q:   Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around

          and come home?

     A:   It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a

          television.