123. Q:   What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

     A:   Change.

124. Q:   How does a blonde moonwalk?

     A:   She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

125. Q:   Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?

     A:   Because you don't have to marry them for sex!

126. Q:   What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?

     A:   Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

127. Q:   Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?

     A:   Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

128. Q:   How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

     A:   She threw it off a cliff.

129. Q:   How does a blonde kill a fish?

     A:   She drowns it.