7.   Q:   Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?

     A:   Because they can't even keep two calves together!

8.   Q:   What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

     A:   Nothing.  They've never met.

9.   Q:   Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

     A:   Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

10.  Q:   When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

     A:   After a dye job.

11.  Q:   Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

     A1:  She'd just dyed her hair.

     A2:  She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around

          too much.

12.  Q:   Why do blondes wear their hair up?

     A:   To catch everything that goes over their heads.

13.  Q:   Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

     A:   You can park in the handicap zone.