117. Q:   Why did the blonde drown in the pool?

     A:   Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

118. Q:   Why do blondes have square boobs?

     A:   Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

119. Q:   How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

     A1:  10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.

     A2:  Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

A3: Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

120. Q:   How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

     A:   The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

121. Q:   What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?

     A:   If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

122. Q:   What's the blonde's cheer?

     A:   " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..

          I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."