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111. Q: What
does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A:
They're both empty from the neck up.
112. Q: What
do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They
both wriggle when you eat them.
113. Q: Why
did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So
she could lip read.
114. Q: What
do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They
both have black roots.
115. Q: What
do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her
head?
A: Sweet
Fuck All...
116. Q: How
do you drown a blonde?
A1: Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't
tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave
a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. |
