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105. Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and a
telephone?
A: It
costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
106. Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The
blonde has the higher sperm count.
107. Q: What
is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old
Duke of
York?
A: The
Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
108. Q: Why
is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A:
Because you can drop your load in a washing machine,
and it
won't
follow you around for a week.
109. Q: What
do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They
both get easier to pick-up with age.
110. Q: What
does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The
more you bang it, the looser it gets. |