92.  Q:   Why do blondes take the pill?

     A:   So they know what day of the week it is.

93.  Q:   Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

     A:   Because it kept falling out.

94.  Q:   Why did the blonde have a sore navel?

     A:   Because her boyfriend was also blond!

95.  Q:   If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the

          ground first?

     A:   The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

96.  Q:   What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

     A:   Her IQ goes up!

97.  Q:   What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?

     A:   A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

98.  Q:   Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

     A:   You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.