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86. Q: What
did the blonde say when she found out she was
pregnant?
A: "Are
you sure it's mine?"
87. Q: What
do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A
wind tunnel.
88. Q: What
do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A
dope ring.
89. Q: Santa
Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart
blonde are walking down the street when they spot a
$10 bill.
Who
picks it up?
A1: The
dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as
Santa Claus,
the
tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2: None
of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the
Tooth
Fairy
or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was
a gum
wrapper.
90. Q: Why
did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To
see what was on the other side.
91. Q: What
do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at
you?
A: Pull
the pin and throw it back. |