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79. Q: What
do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A
wine cellar.
80. Q: Why
are there no dumb brunettes?
A:
Peroxide.
81. Q: Why
does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A:
They're doing research on black holes.
82. Q: What
does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They
both have a black box.
A2: Both
have a cockpit.
83. Q: What
is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not
everyone has been in a 747.
84. Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and a
limousine?
A: Not
everybody has been in a limo.
85. Q: What
does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee,
Are you sure it's mine? |