73.  Q:   Why do blondes use tapons with extra long strings?

     A:   So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

74.  Q:   How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

     A:   She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering

          what she did with her pencil.

75.  Q:   What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her

          nametag) ?

     A:   "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

76.  Q:   Why do blondes have more fun?

     A1:  Because they don't know any better.

     A2:  They are easier to keep amused.

77.  Q:   How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

     A1:  "What's a lightbulb?"

     A2:  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

     A3:  Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

78.  Q:   What's a blonde's favourite wine?

     A:   "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"