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66. Q: Why
is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:
Because she's been laid all over the country.
67. Q: What
important question does a blonde ask her mate before
having sex?
A: Do
you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
68. Q: Why
do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who
cares?*
69. Q: Why
do blondes have orgasms?
A: So
they know when to stop having sex!
70. Q: How
do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She
drops her nail-file!
A2: Who
cares?
A3: She
says, "Next".
A4: The
next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's
had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I
mean, who really cares?
A7: The
batteries have run out.
71. Q: What
does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A:
"Thanks for the refill!"
72. Q: What
is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's
ear?
A: Data
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