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1.   Q:   What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

     A:   Gifted!

2.   Q:   How do blonde brain cells die?

     A:   Alone.

3.   Q:   What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

     A:   Pregnant.

4.   Q:   How do you brainwash a blonde?

     A:   Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

5.   Q:   What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

     A:   Artificial intelligence.

6.   Q:   How does a blonde part their hair?

     A1:  (Action of scissoring legs apart)

     A2:  By doing the splits.