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Blowjob
Etiquette
1. First and foremost we are
not obliged to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you do get one be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw but it is
not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No I don't have to swallow.
5. My ears are not handles
6. Extension to rule #5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I
heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally I don't want to
puke on your prick.
7. I don't care how relaxed you are it's NEVER ok to fart.
8. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't
tell me I have ruined it for you
9. No it doesn't particularly taste good and I don't care about the
protein count.
10. No I will not do it while you watch t.v.
(By A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obliged to do it. If you don't, we will
find someone (younger and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting, Does the word "queef" mean
anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be
thankfull i'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is
the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning.
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days,
you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we
get the short end of the stick in flavour country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we have had better.
11. If you swallow you won't have to worry about getting any on your
face will you?
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DREAM HOST WEB HOSTING
BAR JOKE
A drunk orders himself a
beer
A man walks into the front
door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the
bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the
bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that
he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served
additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for
him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles,
climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front
door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side
door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a
drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but
more firmly refuses service to the man due to his
inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for
him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily,
curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while
grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the
back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,
gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man
that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and
either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless
anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at? |
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