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CAR PRANKS
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He's a goner
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had
held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In
fact, he had never even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow
driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For
every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove
one piece of clothing.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55
MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her
panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than
he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the
car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree.
His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull
him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to
cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only
reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs
to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a
truck driver.
Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear
her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull
him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,
"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"
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DREAM HOST WEB HOSTING
BAR JOKE
A drunk orders himself a
beer
A man walks into the front
door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the
bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the
bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that
he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served
additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for
him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles,
climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front
door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side
door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a
drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but
more firmly refuses service to the man due to his
inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for
him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily,
curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while
grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the
back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,
gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man
that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and
either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless
anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at? |
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